Welcome,

We'd seen other interactive online interweb geek quizzes around, but they were all really negative and kinda crap, so we made this. It's got more questions based on Geek Culture and less on Physics.

Enjoy!

On average, how much time do you spend on a computer per day [not including work]

Less than 1 hour
About an hour
1 to 3 hours
3 to 7 hours
7 to 10 hours
More than 10 hours

Did you build the computer you are currently working on?

Sure did!
No, but I've built a computer in the past
No

How many computers [including consoles] are there in your house?

What's your OS of choice?

Windows
OSX
UNIX / Linux
Sun (Solaris / SunOS)
I don't care, as long as I can check my hotmail

What browser are you using to take this quiz?

Internet Explorer
Netscape
Firefox / Mozilla
Opera
Lynx (or similar)
Safari
Don't know, but these porn pop ups keep coming up...

Do you own any Star Trek, Babylon5, Stargate, Buffy or Angel DVDs?

Yeah, what's wrong with that?
No
No, but I've downloaded a few seasons

Has your computer got extra case fans and/or lights?

Yes
No
My case looks like the stage for a Kiss concert

Have you ever been to a LAN?

Yes
No
What are you talking about?

Who is the person in the picture to the right?

Gabe Newell
John Carmack
John Romero
Alanis Morissette
I don't know but I want her number

Who from the following list is NOT an old school gaming celebrity?

Peter Molyneux
Sid Meier
Andrew O'Brien
Richard Garriott
Shigeru Miyamoto

What are Trolls susceptible to?

Light
Objects made of wood
Fire
Flattery
Alanis Morissette
No idea

What was the name of Spider-man's clone?

Richard Rogers
Ben Reilly
Steve
Peter Williams
Alanis Morisette
I don't know

When was the last time you had sex [with another person]?

This morning
A month ago
>1 year ago
Does whacking off over a jpeg of buffy count?

Which of the following best describes your level of programming ability?

I've made my own morpg/fps in c++
I made an online quiz once
I once made a geocities website in HTML
Dude, I can't even program my VCR!

In the last five years, have you dressed up as a character from a scifi or anime movie/tv show/book/comic?

Yes
No
I'm dressed as a Twi'lek dancer right now

Do you own any hentai?

Yes
No
What's Hentai?

What weapon is this Terrorist firing?

MP5 Navy
Mac10
TMP
UMP
MP3

Dude, seriously. I don't know. Some kind of gun, alright?

Do you have any action figures or statuettes on display in your bedroom?

Yes
No, toys are for kids
I keep the bulk of my collection in the display room

How do you feel about Greedo shooting first?

Pissed off. George Lucas is a fat fool
Meh, it doesn't worry me
What the hell are you talking about?

You want to spend a magical evening with your partner, so you:

Book a table at an expensive restaurant
Cook a meal at home [mostly just because you're cheap]
Plan a night playing magic the gathering
Message her/him and tell them to meet you in Everquest or World of Warcraft
Which of the following names DOES NOT belong to one of the Marines in Aliens who set down on LV426:
- Wierzbowski
- Frost
- Spunkmeyer
- Blake
- Apone
- Dietrich
- I don't know. How do I get out of this chicken shit quiz?
In the Lord of the Rings, Frodo gets stabbed by the Witch King in which Middle Earth location?
- Minas Tirith
- The Forest of Fanghorn
- The Plains of Pelennor
- The Dead Marshes
- Weathertop
- Panania
- No idea
What came first?
- Happy Tree Friends
- Star Wars Kid
- Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt
- All your base
- Dude I have no idea, I only starting logging on to the world wide internet yesterday.
How many sides are there on a standard Dungeons and Dragons dice
- 6
- 8
- 12
- 20
- What?