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Tips for everyday life

Notes on Russia

Free Wifi everywhere No smoking indoors Blue eyeshadow Mongolians Cubans Georgian food Smaller portions Less obesity Awesome metro Gorky Park Kremlin Armory Dodgy, expensive Taxis Overly vigilant security guards Hair combed forward Cool young people

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Darwin Pro-tip #1

Don’t invite anyone from the Defence forces to your house warming party. They will somehow mange to slip the term ‘killing ragheads’ into a conversation no matter what.

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Boothy’s ProTips for Better Living #8

Play some fucking Stooges. I saw the above line scrawled on a wall in Stanmore a few months ago and it piqued my interest. I’d heard of the Stooges, and knew that many music nerds credit them with being influential … Continue reading

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Boothy’s ProTips for Better Living #7

I first thought of this strategy this afternoon, and tried it tonight for the first time with great success. One my pet hates is when Pizza Delivery guys do the old ‘fumble through the change bag for five minutes in … Continue reading

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Boothy’s ProTips for Better Living #6

If you’re a fat, old, white, man, DO NOT under any circumstances dress up as Storm at a comic book convention:

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Boothy’s ProTips for Better Living #5

Be rude to Telemarketers Once upon a time back in the days when I believed in affirmative action [I'd just finished reading the Dalai Lama's Art of Happiness], I decided that being nice to people under all circumstances was something … Continue reading

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